The Beauty Of Serbian Women
I really want to stop writing stories about people making statements about the beauty of Serbian women, but the latest is too good not to share. Last month, we wrote about an Indian guy who spent a week working in Serbia saying that Serbian women are the most beautiful on earth. Back in India, he’s still amazed with the beauty of Serbian women, and goes on to write another blog post about Serbian women. In fact, it’s an email that he has sent to his colleagues a few days after landing at Belgrade. The email is so good that I ended up including the whole thing, because it’s too good not to read — but check out Indiandream’s site directly.
Sub : Something you did not know about Belgrade - more beauty per square metre.
Sent : 12 October 2009 17:16PM
To : The_Office_Gang
It is not even a week since I landed at Belgrade, but it did not take me more than an hour on the streets of Belgrade to realise that there is something very special about this place. On the first day, I am walking to work & 99.9% women seen on the street are hot facially, have great eyes, nice complexion & a figure that would give any movie actress (Bollywood, Hollywood whatever) a complex.
Even middle-aged women have an hour-glass figure. By looking at a woman from behind, you would not be able to tell if she is 20 years old or 50. Initially I thought it must be just a coincidence. But when each and every woman/girl on the street looks like a model and the paved streets resemble a catwalk, the coincidence-theory flies out of the window.
When you add to this the fact that the “national dress” of Serbian-women is sleeve-less, low-neck T-shirt and jean/mini-skirt, it becomes tough to negotiate your way on the streets without banging into some pillar or the other. Actually T-shirt is a misnomer. It is more like a man’s vest (banian), just that it is colorful and is loooooow neck. After a week here, cleavage has lost any charm that it had.
One of the first things (actually the 1st thing) my colleague who reached here a week ahead of me, told me when I reached Belgrade was “Man, the girls here are hot”. Having seen some hot women in Belgium/Holland/France, I dismissed it off as being because it is his first visit to Europe. Only to realise that I was so wrong.
The second thing he said (with quite a tinge of sadness) was “They do not even give you a look.” That was also so true. You pass by all these attractive women and not even one even acknowledges your existence. Being the curious type, I decided to get to the root of this. After all, how is it possible that all the women of a country can be so attractive ?
A google search for “Serbian girls” led me to a few blogs, which confirmed that indeed this was something any visitor to Serbia has experienced. Some attribute it to genetics, some to the women taking great care in maintaining themselves etc. But what everyone finally agrees on is that Serbia is one place on earth where you find more beauty per square metre. I think Serbia should trademark this tagline.
And, it is not just men who have experienced this, there are blogs writtten by women who felt severe inferiority complex on seeing the female beauty in Serbia. The blogs also confirmed that the women here are aware that they are awesome and which is the reason why they do not acknowledge stares from the drooling men. If at all you think you would like to have a chance with these ladies, be prepared to have deep pockets and a high-end car (a Merc S-class or a M-class should do).
Bottomline : If you are able to get to Serbia on work (like me), well and good. If not, beg/borrow/steal to have a vacation here. Only thing to remember is that you should not bring your wife/gf - not a good idea.
Comments
By Peter Quinn on November 24th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Hi. I am a long time reader. I wanted to say that I like your blog and the layout.
Peter Quinn
By Karl Haudbourg on November 24th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Thanks Peter.
By pendulator on November 24th, 2009 at 8:37 am
well i am from serbia, and i can say that this story is true except the part that you need very deep pocket to reach one of the girls, that’s the ugly and not so comunicate man says. with serbian girls you need to have good story, same as everywhere, just you need to be smart and you will find girl for your self, it’s so easy. yes mybe they will not look you at the street, because when they go at the city, they walks same as on the runway of fashion tv, off course they will not look at you at all, you need to look at them! but if you go out at the night club somewhere, you will find a loads of smiled, drunk good mood girls … you tell them your good story, and they will follow you everywhere :))
Nemanja
By Karl Haudbourg on November 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Nemanja, thanks for the useful information about Serbian girls.
By Danijela on November 24th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I am a young woman from Serbia and I have to say that I do agree strongly with what Nemanja has said about approaching the girls. You need to have some charm, some wit.
Why would women look at the men who stare at them in the street? We try to look good and thus feel good, why shouldn’t we. But I have no business looking at some guys in the street - I get up, get ready, go to work, go shopping, hang out with my friends, whatever… just the usual daily whereabouts. I don’t wake up and think: oh gosh, I should really doll up myself today and make zillion men turn heads.
I also don’t understand exactly what reaction would men expect - should I smile as if I were shy, or run into his arms/lap, or act excited that someone looks at me, or what?
Thank you for thinking Serbian girls look awesome, but please do not expect too much. I guess we don’t notice that because majority of women look good and it is something usual and normal.
If you think a girl looks good and that she is worth spending time with, try to work on yourself being worth her attention, and I am speaking not only about girls here, but in general - every person deserves it.
Danijela
By Karl Haudbourg on November 24th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Thanks Danijela. Great comment that can help readers (and me) understand Serbian girls better.
By Maurice on December 9th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Hi, I will acknowledge most of the story told above being said that most of them look good or beautiful. Especially compared to this country(Hollandija) where I live in. Most women here are lazy, out of shape, act and look like men. At least Serb women try and take care of themselves, even with the little means some of them have. Their character is much better also, I must say, being more stable and devoted, etc. I have visited Serbia for the last 5 years, spending several weeks or months a year in Serbia, and planning to have residence there(No im not crazy) This year a friend of mine went also to Serbia and was very impressed with the Serbian women. He fell in love a couple of times a day and is planning to go back to Serbia for another vacation. From my point of view, I would not change a Serb woman for any other from another background, why?, because im happily married with one.
But please come and take our dutch women, because the men here are tired from them…
By Filip on January 10th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
OK. I have to say something, I am Serbian… and yes some girls and women are really beautiful. But like everywhere some portion of not so pretty examples exist here as well. If I should compare some average beauty of people in Serbia and people in Finland, of course I would say that Serbs are looking better. And if I can notice a slight difference… when I was in Helsinki I saw bunch of many similar faces… I could say that such population exhibits a smaller “beauty diversity” compared to Balkan people, which means that I couldn’t find neither prettiest nor the ugliest person like here. But, what does it mean to look awesome? Wearing a short skirt or T-shirt without sleeves, naked belly? You actually mean showing their chests, legs and other staff make them sexy? Well, I cannot say that any American or Swedish dressed like that, and using all makeup is not going to look sexy. And moreover, can you distinguish someone from Romania, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia… and say that Serbian women are more beautiful. Of course not… because most people living in the Balkans share the same type… some sort of Mediterranean type. And personally I think that many Japanese women are more beautiful then any other on the whole world. In the end… beauty lies in the eyes of a beholder… so… someone can find serbs beautiful other one rather offensively ugly, it really depends…
By Mitch Friedman on March 10th, 2010 at 8:03 am
can anyone tell me how to say this in serbian please?
“Good afternoon beautiful Mistress. I am here to make you happy.
thanks